i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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