She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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