He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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