Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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