It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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