He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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