we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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