Sry I called you an 8
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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