She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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