North Korea, Best Korea!
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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