I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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