She announced her abortion via fbk
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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