How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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