turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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