I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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