4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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