I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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