i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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