How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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