I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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