I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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