OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You ate ashes out of my bong
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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