Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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