I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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