She said her name was "party"
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
