Define "chronic" masturbator.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Everything about him screamed your future.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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