Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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