Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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