like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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