Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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