Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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