i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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