i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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