brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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