...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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