Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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