Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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