Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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