So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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