I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
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