pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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