This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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