Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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