you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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