Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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