SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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