How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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