normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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