Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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