The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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