I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You almost got us killed.
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