it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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