I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
how does that bad decision feel?
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